luvyourselfsomeesteem:

senhoritaugly:

I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

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ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet

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wigglyflippingout:

ladyfrany:

Custom Felt Dogs and the proceeds go to help Shelter Dogs [x]

wigglyflippingout
what about a holly plushie ?

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS

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americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

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somewhereno-oneknows:

shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her

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allystruggles:

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

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heyfunniest:

random-and-interesting:

Introducing, Dodocool Lightning Cable

Dodocool - $9.97

Apple - $19.00

IT’S CHEAPER TOO GUYS 

NO MORE BROKEN LIGHTNING CABLE FOR ME YESS

(via pansyprkinson)

castlesbuiltintheair:

colfersaurusrex:

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I’m crying because its so accurate omg??? Second one especially aksjdkljasdjk

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