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urulokid:

my mom was like “WE REEEAALLY WANT YOU TO COME TO CHURCH WITH US ON EASTER SUNDAY ALSO THE PASTORS WIFE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE REGRETS NOT STICKING UP FOR YOU WHEN HER SON WAS BULLYING YOU FOR EIGHT YEARS. THE LORD IS FAITHFUL”

cinnamonbritches:

verbalizations:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

Why does it always seem pathetic when a girl is in love with a boy who doesn’t love her back, and romantic and heartbreaking when a boy loves a girl who doesn’t love him

you know exactly why

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suspend:

undefyinq:

if we date im literally stealing all your sweatpants and hoodies

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aseaofquotes:

Kiersten White, The Chaos of Stars
Submitted by bonkersforpotter.

aseaofquotes:

Kiersten White, The Chaos of Stars

Submitted by bonkersforpotter.

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ocultaba:

don’t spend 60$ on a crop top at american apparel please love yourselves 

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justdrivingthebus:

rashaka:

i just realized that maria hill reports directly to fury and natasha reports directly to fury and melinda may reports directly to fury and they’re the only ones we see regularly speaking to him

all three of director fury’s closest lieutenants are women how metal is that

    

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hello small feathered things i am a baby elephant it is nice to meet you may we shake noses?

hello small feathered things i am a baby elephant it is nice to meet you may we shake noses?

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sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

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